i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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