i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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