just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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