i don't like sucking hair
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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