i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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