this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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