He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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