so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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