Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize