ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So many bounce houses so little time
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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