so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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