i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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