It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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