just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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