Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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