The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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