drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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