Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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