a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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