you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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