Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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