Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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