TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
