You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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