Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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