Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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