We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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