no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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