Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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