And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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