fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
