wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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