Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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