waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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