There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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You. Win. At. Life.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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