Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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