We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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