There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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