you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
