in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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