Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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