Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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