Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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