Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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