i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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