Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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