i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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