Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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