There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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