Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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