I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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