My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think people are normalizing furries
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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