You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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