mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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